[when You Write A Play] You Walk

Standing On A Ledge Again. Everyone Laughs At Dancing Monkey With The Typewriter. Not For Long, Though.

You Must Realize That Honorary Degrees Are Given Generally To People Whose Sat Scores Were Too Low To Get Them Into Schools The Regular Way. As A Matter Of Fact, It Was My Sat Scores That Led Me Into My Present Vocation In Life, Comedy.

New York Is Not Mecca. It Just Smells Like It.

Writing Is An Escape From A World That Crowds Me. I Like Being Alone In A Room. It's Almost A Form Of Meditation- An Investigation Of My Own Life.

I Don’t Like Writing For Comedians. I Like Writing For Actors. The Best Comedians Are The Best Actors.