When You Said You Were A Terrible

I Used To Go Round To Aunt Mimi's House And John Would Be At The Typewriter, Which Was Fairly Unusual In Liverpool. None Of My Mates Even Knew What A Typewriter Was. Well They Knew What It Was But They Didn't Hae One. Nobody Had One.

I'm Often Reading A Magazine And Hearing About Someone's New Record, And I Think: "oh, Boy, That's Gonna Be Better Than Me". It's A Very Common Thing.

What's Wrong With Sentimental? Sentimental Means You Like Stuff.

Most People Don't Know That I Invented The Selfie.

I Never Really Got On That Well With Yoko Anyway. Strangely Enough, I Only Started To Get To Know Her After John's Death.