When You Marry Your Mistress, You Create

Beauty Is A Social Necessity.

Praise In The Beginning Is Agreeable Enough; And We Receive It As A Favor; But When It Comes In Great Quantities, We Regard It Only As A Debt, Which Nothing But Our Merit Could Extort.

Gossip Columnists Are Diseases, Like 'flu. Everyone Is Subject To Them.

If You Pay Peanuts, You Get Monkeys.

If You See A Bandwagon, It's Too Late.