When You Let Money Speak For You,

If The Pain Wanders, Do Not Waste Your Time With Doctors.

Women Who Feel Naked Without Their Lipstick Are Well Over Thirty.

A Perfect Marriage Is One In Which "i'm Sorry" Is Said Just Often Enough.

A Parent Who Has Never Apologized To His Children Is A Monster. If He's Always Apologizing, His Children Are Monsters.

We Are Never More Self-righteous Than When Giving Up What We Should Have Shunned All Along.