When You Have Satire, It Has To

I Like Variety, Which Is Frustrating. But I've Always Been Picky. I Was Afraid Pirates Would Be Too Much Like Twentieth Century, Broad Comedy. But My Agent Talked Me Into It. I Was Spoiled By The Range Of A Repertory Theater.

I Have Been In Countries Where I Don't Know A Word Of The Language. I Tried To Practice My French As Much As Possible. I Would Talk With The Crew. I Always Order In French, But Then Waiters Respond In English. I Hate That.

Hindsight. It's Like Foresight Without A Future.

I've Got The Jewish Guilt And The Irish Shame And It's A Hell Of A Job Distinguishing Which Is Which.

Just Because You're Not Sweating Doesn't Mean You're Not Putting In The Work.