When You Graduate From College, They Tell

I Feel That In-person Contact With People Is The Most Important Thing In Comedy. While I'm Up On Stage, I Can Actually Put Myself Into The Audience And Adjust My Pace And Tuning To Them. I Can Get Into Their Heads Through Their Ears And Through Their Eyes. Only Through This Total Communication Can I Really Achieve What I'm Trying To Do.

Why Do I Have To Feed The Kids? They Just Ate Twelve Hours Ago!

There Is Hope For The Future Because God Has A Sense Of Humor And We Are Funny To God.

The Problem Is That Your Daughter Has Given Her Heart To A 15-year-old Boy, And A 15-year-old Boy Does Not Yet Qualify As A Human Being.

That's Why Ears Have Cartilage, To Keep Them From Flapping.