When You Go To The Mind Reader,

I Wish The Iphone People Would Design One That's Black And Has Two Pieces, And It Plugs Into The Wall And You Can Pick One Piece Up And Talk Into It. I Tell You, The Whole Time I Had One Of Those Old-fashioned Plug-in Phones, Not Once Did I Misplace It.

I Vote Democrat Because Freedom Of Speech Is Fine As Long As Nobody Is Offended By It.

The Senator Got So Tired On The Campaign Trail That He Started Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

One Day You're The Leader Of Iraq, The Next Day You're Being Checked For Fleas On Fox News.

I Feel Like Bush Presidencies Are Like "godfather" Films. You Should Stop At Two.