When You Get Old, You Can't Talk

My Sense Of Reality And Logic Is Different From Most People's.

I Have A Fine Sense Of The Ridiculous, But No Sense Of Humor.

Do You Know What A Playwright Is? A Playwright Is Someone Who Lets His Guts Hang Out On The Stage.

First, I'll Kill The Dog With Kindness, And If That Doesn't Work, I'll Just Kill Him.

What Happens In A Play Is Determined To A Certain Extent By What I Thought Might Be Interesting To Have Happen Before I Invented The Characters, Before They Started Taking Over What Happened, Because They Are Three-dimensional Individuals, And I Cannot Tell Them What To Do. Once I Give Them Their Identity And Their Nature, They Start Writing The Play.