When You Doubt, Abstain.

Turkey: A Large Bird Whose Flesh, When Eaten On Certain Religious Anniversaries Has The Peculiar Property Of Attesting Piety And Gratitude.

Ubiquity, N. The Gift Or Power Of Being In All Places At One Time, But Not In All Places At All Times, Which Is Omnipresence, An Attribute Of God And The Luminiferous Ether Only.

Theology Is A Thing Of Unreason Altogether, An Edifice Of Assumptions And Dreams, A Superstructure Without A Substructure

The Poor Man's Price Of Admittance To The Favor Of The Rich Is His Self-respect.

Even The Laws Of Justice Themselves Cannot Subsist Without Mixture Of Injustice.