When 'tis An Aven Thing In Th'

A Firm Belief Atthracts Facts. They Come Out Iv Holes In The Ground An' Cracks In Th' Wall To Support Belief, But They Run Away Fr'm Doubt.

Viceis A Creature Of Such Heejous Mienthat Th' More Ye See It Th' Betther Ye Like It.

Even An Englishman Was Niver Improved By Bein' Blown Up.

Swearing Was Invented As A Compromise Between Running Away And Fighting.

I Niver Knew A Pollytician To Go Wrong Ontil He's Been Contaminated By Contact With A Business Man.