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We All Ought To Understand We're On Our Own. Believing In Santa Claus Doesn't Do Kids Any Harm For A Few Years But It Isn't Smart For Them To Continue Waiting All Their Lives For Him To Come Down The Chimney With Something Wonderful. Santa Claus And God Are Cousins.

In Washington, A Confidential Assistant Is Someone Who, If You Don't Want To Know Something, You Go And Ask Him And He Won't Tell You.

It's Ridiculous For A Country To Get All Worked Up About A Game—except The Super Bowl, Of Course. Now That's Important.

In Spite Of Some Bad Experiences, I'm A Firm Believer In The Trial And Error Method Of Learning.

I Don't Differentiate Much, Except In Degree, Between People Who Believe In Religion From Those Who Believe In Astrology, Magic Or The Supernatural.