When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough

There's Something Wrong With A Mother Who Washes Out A Measuring Cup With Soap And Water After She's Only Measured Water In It.

Someone Once Threw Me A Small, Brown, Hairy Kiwi Fruit, And I Threw A Wastebasket Over It Until It Was Dead.

Why Take Pride In Cooking, When They Don't Take Pride In Eating?

Don't Confuse Fame With Success. Madonna Is One; Helen Keller Is The Other.

Pregnancy Is The Only Time In A Woman's Life She Can Help God Work A Miracle.