When Someone Asks You, A Penny For

The Reason I Talk To Myself Is That I'm The Only One Whose Answers I Accept.

Eventually, Alas, I Realized The Main Purpose Of Buying Cocaine Is To Run Out Of It.

Catholic, Which I Was Until I Reached The Age Of Reason

We Will Never Be An Advanced Civilization As Long As Rain Showers Can Delay The Launching Of A Space Rocket.

All Christian Religions Are Outer-directed. "who Can I Convert?" "let's Go To This Country And Make Them Christians." "wear This." "do That." "no, Don't Worship That Way. Worship This Way Or I'll Kill You - For The Good Of Your Soul, Of Course." Meanwhile, Followers Of Eastern Religions Are Sitting In The Middle Of Their Minds, Experiencing A Bliss And A Level Of Consciousness That Western Man Can't Begin To Approach.