When Somebody Says I Wouldn't Change A

Saw A Lost Dog Sign With A Pic Of The Dog And A Little Boy Hugging It. I'm Assuming The Kids Safe And We're Just Focusing On The Pooch.

Every Time You Come In From Cheating On Someone, They'll Just Whip Out The Most Adorable Term Of Endearment. Like, They'll Wake Up, Bright And Early, Sleep In Their Eyes And Say: "hey, Perfect."

I've Always Read Books And Loved Human Behavior Since I Was Ten Or Twelve Years Old. Maybe Even That's Why I Wanted To Do Comedy.

In School I Was Pretty Quiet. Kinda Shy Until My Junior Year. But At Home I Was A Freak.

When You Delete Pictures Of Your Ex Off Your Phone, It Feels Lighter.