When Politicians Start Talking About Large Groups

One Function Of The Income Gap Is That The People At The Top Of The Heap Have A Hard Time Even Seeing Those At The Bottom. They Practically Need A Telescope. The Pharaohs Of Ancient Egypt Probably Didn't Was A Lot Of Time Thinking About The People Who Build Their Pyramids, Either.

I Used To Go On College Campuses 25 Years Ago And Announce I Was A Feminist, And People Thought It Meant I Believed In Free Love And Was Available For A Quick Hop In The Sack. ... Now I Go On College Campuses And Say I'm A Feminist, And Half Of Them Think It Means I'm A Lesbian. How'd We Get From There To Here Without Passing "go"?

As They Say Around The Texas Legislature, If You Can't Drink Their Whiskey, Screw Their Women, Take Their Money, And Vote Against 'em Anyway, You Don't Belong In Office.

Oh, Hell, I Can’t Go On A Spiritual Journey—i'm Constipated.

I Think Provincialism Is An Endemic Characteristic With Mankind, I Think Everybody Everywhere Is Provincial, But It Is Particularly Striking With Texans, And We Tend To Be Very Texcentric.