When People Come To See My Stand-up,

My Obama Is Getting Pretty Good ... I Think I'll Vote For Whoever Makes My Portrayal Easier. It Takes Time To Put Together A Comic Impression. It Takes Time To Recognize The Tics. Right Now, For Instance, I Could Do A Dead- On Paul Ryan And People Wouldn't Recognize It. Personalities Take A While To Sin.

You Know Ladies And Gentlemen, A Long Time Ago , There Were Lots Of People, But That Was A Long Time Ago

I Don't Find Biology As Interesting As Politics And Humanism. I Talk More About Existential Stuff.

You Know, Elizabeth Taylor Must Be In Heaven Going, 'alright, Fire Two Honey!'

While Many Comics Have A Secret Persona, I Fundamentally Want To Be Myself.