When It Comes To Cars, Only Two

I Frankly Admit To Not Knowing Who I Am. This Is Why I Refuse To Buy Clothes That Will Tell People Who I Want Them To Think I Am.

Baltimore Is Permissiveness. The Pleasures Of The Flesh, The Table, The Bottle, And The Purse Are Tolerated With A Civilized Understanding.

Scientists Have Been Struck By The Fact That Things That Break Down Virtually Never Get Lost, While Things That Get Lost Hardly Ever Break Down.

My Natural Instinct After Doing Something Shameful Is Not To Rush Into The Street Boasting About It But To Put On Dark Glasses And Head For The Next County, Hoping Nobody Notices I've Been In The Neighborhood.

Serious Journalism Need Not Be Solemn.