When I'm Not Training For A Movie,

I Had A Lot Of Different Jobs Between Fifteen And Nineteen. I'd Moved Out Of My House Way, Way Younger Than I Should Have. So I Was Living Out On My Own With My Brother When I'd Just Turned Sixteen. I Did Busboy Stuff, And Worked In Warehouses, And Did Odd Jobs, And Stuff. I Earned Me Some Pesos.

I Think By Take Eight You're Kind Of Going, "oh, Wow, I Don't Know If I Want To Fall Entirely Off The Roof Again." That Stuff Is Tough, And I'm Also Not 21 Anymore. I Just Don't Like Cement. Cement Isn't Hilarious Any More.

The ‘friend Zone’ Is Like The Penalty Box Of Dating, Only You Can Never Get Out. Once A Girl Decides You’re Her ‘friend,’ It’s Game Over. You’ve Become A Complete Non-sexual Entity In Her Eyes, Like Her Brother, Or A Lamp.

My Father Was A Police Officer Before He Retired. One Of My Brothers Is Also A Police Officer, And I Think They Kind Of Expected I Would Do Something Along Those Lines, Like Become A Fireman Or Something.

I Feared Disappointing My Father More Than Anything In The World.