When I'm Inspired, I Jot Things Down

In Your Head, A Sunset Can Go On For Days

Give Death Announcements Each Time You Move Instead Of Giving Announcements Of The Change Of Address. Send The Same When You Die.

Cosmetics Is A Boon To Every Woman, But A Girl's Best Beauty Aid Is Still A Near-sighted Man.

I Have Only One Life, So I Want To Make Sure It's A Good One.

Someday I'll Be Remembered For The Phone Calls I Never Made Letters I Never Mailed And The Stories I Never Finished Telling Anyone.