When I Write With Maiden, Then I

In My Naïvety, I Thought People Who Were In Rock 'n' Roll Bands Were Great Artists, And It Was A Huge Shock To The System To Realise That They Weren't, That They Didn't Even Aspire To Be, Really. Some Of Them Did, Maybe, But Some Of Them, Like Samson, Were Very Frightened Of The Idea.

You Can Sail In The Desert With A Ship Of Fools. You Can Smuggle In Moses And His Book Of Rules. But You Can't Take A Mother And Give Her Back Her Son. What Kind Of Freedom Is Bought With A Gun? People Like To Build Their Prison Walls When They're Afraid To Look Inside... A Thousand Points Of Light Are The Muzzle Flashes In The Night. And The Freedoms You Profess To Hold Won't Bring The Dead Back From The Cold.

Major Labels Blow All Their Money Massively And Blame It On The Band.

If It All Just Happens Like This For The Rest Of My Life, It's Going To Be One Endless Groundhog Day. I Determined That I Was Not Prepared To Submit To This Regime, So I Thought I Had To Do Something About It.

One Of My Earliest Ventures Was When I Was Nine Years Old. I Realized There Was A Shortage Of Pencils At School, So I Started Rent-a-pencil. But I Made A Fundamental Mistake. Everybody Stole My Pencils.