When I Was A Kid, The People

I Hate All Jobs. I've Never Had A Job I Liked.

The Downfall Of Most Diets Is That They Restrict Your Intake Of Food.

All Of Television's Appalling, But This Is Hardly A New Statement.

Being Poor Is Like Being A Child. Being Rich Is Like Being An Adult: You Get To Do Whatever You Want. Everyone Is Nice When They Have To Be; Rich People Are Nice When They Feel Like It.

It Is, In Fact, Safe To Assume That, More Often Than Not, Life Imitates Craft, For Who Among Us Can Say That Our Experience Does Not More Closely Resemble A Macramé Plant Holder Than It Does A Painting By Seurat. When It Comes To Art, Life Is The Biggest Copycat In The Matter Of The Frame.