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Lots Of People Say If You Dredge Too Much Stuff Up, You'll Go Crazy - "you'll Go Insane!" But For A Comedian, Insanity Is Not A Problem. It's A Goal.

I Love Stories About Teachers. For Some Reason I Can't Get Enough Of Those Kind Of Stories. If I Turn A Movie On About A Teacher, I Love It. I Love That Idea Of An Adult Influence On Kids.

Just Because I Rock Doesn't Mean I Am Made Of Stone.

Magicians Are Definitely More Arrogant. They're Kind Of Like "abra Kadabra, You're An Idiot," They Don't Let You In On The Joke. Comedians, You're Always In On The Joke Unless It's Andy Kaufman.

Those Times In Life When You're Terrified Are The Mastery Times.