When I Sit Down To Write, I

The First Time That She Spread Her Legs For Him It Had Been Like Opening Her Jaws For The Dentist.

There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World : Those Who Believe There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World And Those Who Are Smart Enough To Know Better.

What An Electric Heater Perched Upon The Rim Of The Bathtub Of The World That Dead Jesus Was.

The Female Characters In My Books Tend To Be Independent, Frisky, Spunky, Witty, Emotionally Strong, Erotically Daring, Spiritually Oriented And Intellectually Generous; In Short, The Kind Of Women I Admire In Real Life.

Wit And Playfulness Represent A Desperately Serious Transcendence Of Evil. Humor Is Both A Form Of Wisdom And A Means Of Survival.