When I Sing, I Believe. I'm Honest.

Las Vegas Is The Only Place I Know Where Money Really Talks--it Says, Goodbye.

What I Do With My Life Is Of My Own Doing. I Live It The Best Way I Can.

There Are Things About Organized Religion Which I Resent. Christ Is Revered As The Prince Of Peace, But More Blood Has Been Shed In His Name Than Any Other Figure In History. You Show Me One Step Forward In The Name Of Religion, And I'll Show You A Hundred Retrogressions…i'm For Decency—period. I'm For Anything And Everything That Bodes Love And Consideration For My Fellow Man. But When Lip Service To Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality On Wednesday And Absolution On Sunday—count Me Out.

Love And Marriage, Love And Marriage, Go Together Like A Horse And Carriage. This I Tell Ya, Brother, You Can't Have One Without The Other.

You've Got To Be On The Ball From The Minute You Step Out Into That Spotlight. You Gotta Know Exactly What You're Doing Every Second On That Stage, Otherwise The Act Goes Right Into The Bathroom. It's All Over. Good Night.