When I Read That I Had To

Sign At A New England Church: Will The Last Person To Leave Please See That The Perpetual Light Is Extinguished?

I Called A Company And Asked To Speak To Bob. The Person Who Answered Said, "bob Is On Vacation. Would You Like To Hold?

England Manufactures Most Of The World's Airline Food, As Well As All The Food You Ever Ate In Your Junior-high-school Cafeteria.

I Haven't Been Able To Slam-dunk The Basketball For The Past Five Years. Or, For The Thirty-eight Years Before That, Either.

We Should Call Editorials What They Are: Columns Written By Committees.