When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets

On Account Of Being A Democracy And Run By The People, We Are The Only Nation In The World That Has To Keep A Government Four Years, No Matter What It Does.

You Can't Fool All Of The People All Of The Time. But It Isn't Necessary.

Local Conservation Programs Can Help Our Communities Shape Thoughtful Growth.

When You Put Down The Good Things You Ought To Have Done, And Leave Out The Bad Ones You Did Do Well, That's Memoirs.

Golf Is A Wonderful Exercise. You Can Stand On Your Feet For Hours, Watching Somebody Else Putt.