When I Left The Lampoon, I Went

I Can Think Of A Number Of Areas In New York Where Three Acres Of Nuclear Waste Would Make The Neighborhood Safer To Walk Around In Than It Is Now, And Better Lit.

Only One Way To Cover A Story Like This, And Make That A Double, Bartender, Please.

The Great Thing About Starting Golf In Your Forties Is That You Can Start Golf In Your Forties. You Can Start Other Things In Your Forties But Generally Your Wife Makes You Stop Them, As Bill Clinton Found Out.

Authority Has Always Attracted The Lowest Elements In The Human Race

Vegetables Are Something God Invented To Let Women Get Even With Their Children.