When I Had My Comedy Central Roast,

The Fact Is, I Have A Great Home And I Like To Have People Come Up. I Meet Enough People Just Doing My Grocery Shopping; I Don't Need To Go Out And Meet Any More People.

All The Shows We Did Pre-airdate, And I'd Come Out - "rob Lowe!" - And It Was [offers Bored Applause.] After The Show Aired? I Came Out - "rob Lowe!" - And The Place Was, Like, Bedlam. And Then The Next Week, They Wouldn't Let Anyone Under The Age Of 20 Into The Audience. And I'm Going, "so That's How It Works! Okay!"

Some Of The '80s Movies I Did Are Sort Of Museum Pieces. St. Elmo's Fire Is Great As A Sort Of Kitschy, "oh, My God, I Can't Believe We Wore That" Type Of Movie.

When I Was Young And Crazy, I Was Young And Crazy. It Can Be Hard Enough Just To Be In Your Teens And 20s. Then Add Fame, Money, Access, And Every Single Person Telling You That You're The Greatest Person Who Ever Was, And It Can Be A Recipe For Disaster. Some People Literally Don't Survive It.

Nothing In Life Is Unfair. It's Just Life. To The Extent That I Had Any Inner Turmoil, I Had Only Myself To Blame. I Also Thought Of My Two Boys And What Kind Of Example I Hoped To Be. I Would Always Want Them To Take Charge Of Their Own Futures And Not Be Paralyzed By The Comfort And Certainty Of The Status Quo Or Be Cowed By The Judgment Of Those On The Outside Looking In.