When I Go Hear A Man Speak,

I Have A Congenital Aversion To Failure.

Some Day I Shall Be President.

I Would Like To Speak In Terms Of Praise Due To The Many Brave Officers And Soldiers Who Have Fought In The Cause Of The War.

Were It Not For My Little Jokes, I Could Not Bear The Burdens Of This Office.

A Lawyer's Time And Advice Are His(her) Stock In Trade.