When I Get Down, I Don't Waller

I've Been To Those Places Where It's 'poor, Pitiful Me.'

People Say I Look So Happy - And I Say, 'that's The Botox.'

I Do Have Big Tits. Always Had 'em - Pushed 'em Up, Whacked 'em Around. Why Not Make Fun Of 'em? I've Made A Fortune With 'em.

Being Brought Up Very Religious, I Have A Fear Of People That Look To Idol Gods. But We Are Idols And We're All Gods, So To Speak, And I Think That Celebrities Should Acknowledge Their Responsibility, Because We Are In A Position To Help.

I Don't Have To Keep A Diary. It Seems Like For The Last 40 Years My Life Has Been Lived In The Press, So I Can Google Any Date In My History And Find Out What I Was Doing.