When I Die, If The Word 'thong'

The Whole World Is Tense. Everybody Gets The International News. Theres Been No American Comedy At All That Even Remotely Addresses The Subject In Any Way. My Goal Isnt To Solve The Worlds Problems. My Character Wasnt Even Able To Do His Assignment. But The Premise Of Wanting To Find Out About Somebody -- Other Than The Stuff That The Cia Will Tell You -- Theres No Hope Unless We Do That.

You Know, I Became A Director Out Of Necessity. I Was Writing Comedies, And I Couldn't Find Anybody To Deliver It Correctly.

You Never Do A Movie And Not Want It To Work. You Accept Whatever It Is. You Have To, But Nobody In Their Right Mind Would Not Want The Movie To Be Getting Talked About At The End Of The Year.

I Don't Want To Be The One To Break It To You, But The Future Ain't That Funny.

Being A Screenwriter In Hollywood Is Like Being A Eunuch At An Orgy. Worse, Actually, At Least The Eunuch Is Allowed To Watch.