When I Bet On Horses, I Never

If Your Job Was Remotely Interesting, There Would Be A Show On A&e About It.

I Write Characters That Are Based On Elements Of People I Know And Experiences I've Really Had.

I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I Walk Into A Room, It's Like, Ok, He's In There.

I Know When Someone That's Not You Tries To Tell Your Story, Especially When You Don't Look Like The Person Whose Story You're Trying To Tell, You're Going To Screw It Up. And The Only Way To Get It Right Is To Have Them Be As Involved As Possible.

I'm In A Situation With This Girl That's As Hopeless As Overthrowing The Bush Administration.