When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The

I Would Never Join A Country Club With Standards So Low As To Allow Me As A Member.

If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing Something Wrong.

I Eat Like A Vulture. Unfortunately The Resemblance Doesn't End There.

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.

I Think Women Are Sexy When They Got Some Clothes On. And If Later They Take Them Off Then You've Triumphed. Somebody Once Said It's What You Dont See You're Interested In, And This Is True.