When Critics Sit In Judgment It Is

You Do Not 'suffer' If You Decide 'that's The Way It Is' Rather Than 'why Is It This Way?'

There's Only One Test Of A Great Children's Book, Or A Great Children's Film, And That Is This: If It Can Be Read Or Viewed With Pleasure By Adults, Then It Has The Chance To Be A Great Children's Film, Or A Great Children's Book.

Fog And Smog Should Not Be Confused And Are Easily Separated By Color. Fog Is About The Color Of The Insides Of An Old Split Wet Summer Cottage Mattress; Smog Is The Color And Consistency Of A Wet Potato Chip Soaked In A Motorman’s Glove.

Comedy Is A Very, Very, Very Stringent Business.

All Of You Here Have One Hundred Thousand Bad Drawings In You. The Sooner You Get Rid Of Them, The Better It Will Be For Everyone.