When Communist U.s.s.r. Was A Superpower, The

To Combat Social Awkwardness, I Would Just Act Like I Couldn't Be Bothered - That Kind Of Aloof Persona Or Aloof Demeanor. It's So Off-putting.

I Truly Believe A Woman's Weight Is A Political Issue, And If One Young Woman Out There Can See Me And Not Feel Crummy About Herself, That's A Good Thing.

You Just Did A Whole Read-through. The Lie That Brought Us Into War Was That Iraq Was A Threat To Us. Well, Now It Is A Threat. Now It Is A Terrorist Hotbed. The Fiction Is Now Reality. And Now We Have To Deal With It. It Was An Attempt At A Corporate Takeover. This Was About Oil. It Wasn't About Human Rights. It's Not About Human Rights.

I Think We All Remember Where We Were When Rush Hour Hit The Water. That Was An Important Day.

Boy, Does That Give You Street Cred For Years After, If You Tell People You Were On 'the Larry Sanders Show!'