When Astrology Was Conceived, All Of The

Every Year, The Friday Before The New Saturday-morning Shows Would Premiere, The Networks Would Do This Big Preview Special, And I Was Always Glued To The Tv. As Horrible As They Were, They Were Entertaining At The Time. There Was A Lot Of Showmanship From The Networks Based Around The New Lineup.

Chris Elliott Could Read The Phonebook And He's Funny.

Everybody In My Family Had A Real Sick, Twisted Sense Of Humor. Most Of The Jokes We Make In Our House, We Would Just Never Even Dream Of Making Anywhere Else. Just Sick, Horrible Stuff. That Wasn't Anything New To College.

Religion Notoriously Claims That They Invented Morality, They Didn't. Morality Exists In Animals, Ya Know.

I Can't Believe I Am Hosting The Oscars. It's An Honor Everyone Else Said No.