When A Girl Marries She Exchanges The

Love, Like A Chicken Salad Or Restaurant Hash, Must Be Taken With Blind Faith Or It Loses Its Flavor.

Some Women Blush When They Are Kissed, Some Call For The Police, Some Swear, Some Bite. But The Worst Are Those Who Laugh.

Never Trust A Husband Too Far, Nor A Bachelor Too Near.

There Are Many Times Where A Woman Would Gladly Drop Her Husband If She Did Not Feel Morally Certain That Some Other Woman Would Come Right Along And Pick Him Up.

There Are More Ways Of Killing A Man's Love Than By Strangling It To Death, But That's The Usual Way.