When A Chivalrous Man Makes An Oath,

I Don't Know What Truculent Means, But If It's Good, It's Me

I'm Pretty As A Girl.

My Way Of Joking Is To Tell The Truth. That's The Funniest Joke In The World.

Mr. President, I've Been A Citizen Of The United States Of America For Thirty Three Years And Was Never Invited To The White House. It Sure Gives Me Pleasure To Be Invited To The Black House.

I've Been On Planes Flying Through Thunder Storms When The Pilot Says, 'ladies And Gentlemen, We Tried To Fly Around It But We Can't So It's Going To Be Rough'.and When A Pilot Says It's Going To Be Bad, It's Going To Be Rough. And You Say To Youself, Boy, I Could Have Got The Train.