Whatever I Write In Email, It Doesn't

Yes, I've Kissed A Lot Of Guys. I Like To Kiss, But That's It. I Don't Go Home With Anyone. I Sleep With My Animals, Like My Baby Monkey, Brigitte Bardot.

I Have This Great Test To See If A Girl's A Real Friend. When We're Shopping I'll Pick Out An Outfit That I Know Looks Hot And One That Is Awful. If My Friend Says The Bad One Looks Good, I Know She's Not A Good Friend.

Barbie Is My Role Modle. She Might Not Do Anything, But She Looks Good Doing It.

I Take My Dog Tinkerbell Seriously. I Take My Job Seriously. But I Don't Take Myself All That Seriously.

I Don't Like People Who Sit On Computers All Day Long And Write About People They Don't Know Anything About.