What You Must Do, Do Cheerfully.

Tape Record Your Parents' Laughter

I've Learned That You Know Your Husband Still Loves You When There Are Two Brownies Left And He Takes The Smaller One.

We're Constantly Striving For Success, Fame And Comfort When All We Really Need To Be Happy Is Someone Or Some Thing To Be Enthusiastic About.

Love Your Work, Then You Will Find Pleasure In Mastering It.

Believe In Miracles But Don't Depend On Them. When You Hear Kind Word Spoken About A Friend, Tell Him So. Spoil Your Spouse, Not Your Children. Never Make Fun Of Someone Who Speaks Broken English. It Means They Know Another Language. To Help Your Children Turn Out Well, Spend Twice As Much Time With Them And Half As Much Money.