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I Have Defeated This Earthworm With My Words. Imagine What I Would Have Done With My Fire Breathing Fists.

I've Got Volumes On How Not To Behave. I've Got More Information Now Than A Guy Should Have At My Age.

There Was This One Time In Vegas When I Took Four Victoria's Secret Models And Did One Gram Off Each Of Their Bodies Within, Like, 45 Minutes. I Declared Myself King Of Vegas And Decided To Remodel My Hotel Room With My Bare Hands To Resemble King Louis Xiv's Bedroom At Versailles. Knocked Down Two Entire Walls, And Later Had Four Knuckle Surgeries. Still Wasn't As High As Rob Ford.

I'm Not In Any Way Religious. I Don't Go To Church, But I Consider Myself Spiritual.

I Don't Believe In Rock Bottom. Rock Bottom Is Like A Fishing Term.