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That's The Great Thing About A Tractor. You Can't Really Hear The Phone Ring.

If Your Working Television Sits On Top Of Your Non-working Television, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If An Expired License Plate Means Another Decoration For Your Living Room Wall.

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You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Calls You Over To Help, Cause She Has A Flat Tire On Her House.