What Happened To Your Hair, Tiger? (fang)

I Scoured Myself With Lye Soap From Head To Toe To Get The Evil Funk Of Demon Snot Off Me. I Have Flossed Things The Gods Never Meant To Be Flossed And Used Things That Would Be Toxic To Most Living Organisms. All To Sanitize My Body For Your Chewing Pleasure.

All That Matters To Me Is The Man In Front Of Me Right Now. (tory) I’m Not A Man, Soteria. (acheron) I Know. But If You Think Your Godhood Excuses You From Putting The Toilet Seat Down, Think Again. (tory)

He Attacked Us. What Was I Supposed To Do? Invite Him To Dinner? (sin)

Not To Mention, It’d Be Worth Guarding Her Just For The Eye Candy Alone – Sheez, Can You Imagine Being Around That Day In And Day Out. Wonder If She Sleeps Naked…bet She Showers That Way. Every Day Even. Think About It. I’ll Even Bet She’s Naked Underneath Her Clothes. (syn)

You Told Me There Wouldn’t Be Any Rod Serling Voice-overs, Yet Here I Am In The Middle Of A Twilight Zone Episode. Oh, And Let Me Guess The Title Of It, Night Of The Terminally Stupid! (channon)