What A Childhood I Had, Why, When

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately Ending In A Permanent Solution.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.

Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.

My Wife Is Always Trying To Get Rid Of Me. The Other Day She Told Me To Put The Garbage Out. I Said To Her I Already Did. She Told Me To Go And Keep An Eye On It.