Well This Is Just A Fist. But

Don't You Just Hate It, When You Are In Bed With Three Beautiful Women, And The Least Attractive One Whispers: Save It For Me!

Any1 Who Would Run Out To Buy An Assault Rifle After The Newtown Massacre Has Very Little Left In Their Body Or Soul Worth Protecting. ;^

I Just Love To Skate. When I Put A Skate On The Ice, I'm Free From The World, And I Have No Problems At All. I Am A Bird!

Like Many Of You, I Was Concerned About Going Out Into The World And Doing Something Bigger Than Myself. Until Someone Smarter Than Myself Made Me Realize That There Is Nothing Bigger Than Myself.

Magicians Are Definitely More Arrogant. They're Kind Of Like "abra Kadabra, You're An Idiot," They Don't Let You In On The Joke. Comedians, You're Always In On The Joke Unless It's Andy Kaufman.