Well, I Think “likability” Is An Overused

I Grew Up In A Generation That Had Exponential Technological Advances.

Out Of The People That Ever Were, Almost All Of Them Are Dead. There Are Way More Dead People, And You're All Gonna Die And Then You're Gonna Be Dead For Way Longer Than You're Alive. Like That's Mostly What You're Ever Gonna Be. You're Just Dead People That Didn't Die Yet.

My Kids Used To Love Math. Now It Makes Them Cry. Thanks Standardized Testing And Common Core!

There's Nowhere I Won't Go. As Long As It's Horribly, Horribly True And/or Wrong.

For Years, Blockbuster Video Has Edited Movies. Like The Bad Lieutenant, When He's Masturbating While The Girls In The Car Are Doing The Thing. I Rented It From Blockbuster And Sped To That Scene, And It Was Gone. I Called Up Blockbuster, And I'm Like, "i Got An Erection, And The Scene's Not There."