Well I Don't Know What The City

But Let Me Ask You This Though, First And Foremost: Who's Your Favorite Spice Girl? Mine Is Sporty Spice And I'll Tell You Why. You Know What? She Might Not Be As Aesthetically Pleasant As The Rest But She'll Do A Backflip And Steal Your Heart.

He Said That Faith Is Like A Glass Of Water. When You're Young, The Glass Is Small, And It's Easy To Fill Up. But The Older You Get, The Bigger The Glass Gets, And The Same Amount Of Liquid Doesn't Fill It Anymore. Periodically, The Glass Has To Be Refilled.

All Roads Lead To My Dogs, Don't They?

You Just Did A Whole Read-through. The Lie That Brought Us Into War Was That Iraq Was A Threat To Us. Well, Now It Is A Threat. Now It Is A Terrorist Hotbed. The Fiction Is Now Reality. And Now We Have To Deal With It. It Was An Attempt At A Corporate Takeover. This Was About Oil. It Wasn't About Human Rights. It's Not About Human Rights.

There's No Reason To Be Doing Comedy During The Day In A Hot Tent. I Don't Know Why Anyone Thinks It's A Good Idea, But Festival After Festival Keeps Doing It. I Did See Some Of The Other Comedians Struggling.