Well, I Call Myself An Actor. I

Showbiz Is Great If You're Successful.

Italians Are Fantastic People, Really. They Can Work You Over In An Alley While Singing An Opera.

It's Tough Having The Last Name Rickles. Luckily, My Kids Handled It Great.

You Know What's Funny To Me? Attitude.

I Was With George Washington At Valley Forge, Sitting Around Before An Attack... Gimme A Break. That's Over 70 Years Ago Already.