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If You Owe Fifty Dollars You're A Piker; If You Owe Fifty Thousand Dollars You're A Businessman; If You Owe Fifty Million Dollars You're A Tycoon; If You Owe Fifty Billion Dollars You're The Government.

Insanity Is Hereditary; You Get It From Your Children.

The High Iq Has Become The American Equivalent Of The Legion Of Honor, Positive Proof Of A Child's Intellectual Aristocracy.... It Has Become More Important To Be A Smart Kid Than A Good Kid Or Even A Healthy Kid.

The Beauty Of America Is That The Average Person Always Thinks She Is Above Average.

The Reason God Made Man Before Woman Was That He Didn't Want Any Suggestions.