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Being Realistic Is The Quickest Path To Mediocrity

I've Never Really Viewed Myself As Particularly Talented. I've Viewed Myself As Slightly Above Average In Talent.

On Learning To Swim: I'm Too Big To Have Some Woman Hold My Stomach And Say 'now Kick Your Feet.'

I First Wanted To Be A Comedian When I Was Six Or Seven And My Dad Showed Me Laurel And Hardy's "perfect Day" On Tv.

The First Step Before Anybody Else In The World Believes It, Is That You Believe It.